Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
From another planet
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Things You Don’t Want To Hear
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Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...