Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...