What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...