Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!