Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...