Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...