Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...