Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...