Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...