I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...