Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...