Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...