Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...