Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...