You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...