Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...