Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...