Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...