Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...