Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...