yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...