Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...