George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...