Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...