Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...