BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...