Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...