The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...