Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...