Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...