Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...