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He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
8 things women won’t say
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Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...