Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...