Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...