Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...