Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...