Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...