What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...