There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Process-Oriented God
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...