Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...