A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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