Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...