You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...