Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...