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Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
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Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
man and E.T
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Emacs acronyms
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...