10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
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There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.