Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...