I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...