You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.