How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...