Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...