Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...