No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...